There comes a time in a boys life when he officially becomes a man. In many cultures, this boy is required to embark on a special journey, trek, or walk-a-bout. The boy experiences the world, overcomes obstacles, and proves himself to be a man by returning home with something of value.
I am here today to tell you that after many weeks I recently ended my journey. I am officially a man.
The journey started at the ripe age of 36, and the obstacles were aplenty. There were dangers of many kinds as I was forced to wear shirts that were uncomfortable and didn't fit. As the world evolved and technology advanced I was able to stumble upon a trove of spoils that I had been longing for. Like magic, I was introduced to BYLT through an Instagram ad.
The description of the Premium Crew shirt seemed too good to be true. I wanted to order a 3 pack, but with trepidation, I only ordered 1 XL White Premium Crew.
My journey instantly became even more dangerous. Because of my social media purchasing behavior, I was viciously attacked by other men's clothing ads. One after another. They just kept coming.
Sadly, I lost a few of those battles. I purchased a t-shirt from Cuts, then another from Mack Weldon. It was a vulnerable time in my life.
But, in one fateful week, the shirts from all three companies arrived. With much anticipation, I opened the packages and tested the goods. Each shirt was meticulously examined. Every angle was viewed, every thread was combed over, and every fiber was stroked.
One shirt rose to the top like choicest of cream in an elegant affogato. The BYLT Premium Crew.
However, there was one problem.... The size I ordered was too big. I needed to exchange my XL for an L.
As a boy does amidst one of these epic adventures, I mustered some courage. I then used that courage to reach out the firstname.lastname@example.org. I was so scared. I feared I would have to break through the same barriers that were put in front of me by Cuts and Mack Weldon. Returning their inferior product was akin to passing a stone. It was horrific.
But email@example.com was different. Their angelic response birthed within me an arousal I had never experienced. It was something I never knew was possible. They responded to let me know that the Premium Crew size L I needed was on the way. They even gave me a tracking number. But that is not all. They also told me to keep the XL and give it to the friend. A return of their fine linens, nor payment for the additional wares was not required.
This experienced impregnated me with hope for the future. So, I immediately went to byltbasics.com and ordered that 3 pack of BYLT Premium Crew T-shirts size L.
My closet is now laced with 4 amazingly designed t-shirts. Each time I wear one my skin is massaged in a way that only a man appreciates. The fit is so perfect that I now excite my wife more than frozen treats. I truly am man.
Thank you BYLT